Q Why did the pirate go on holiday?
A To get a little aar and aar!
Friday, 30 May 2008
Friday, 16 May 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was the nurse said 'No change yet'.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was the nurse said 'No change yet'.
Friday, 09 May 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
An octopus walks into a bar & says ‘I can play any musical instrument you like'.
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about a couple of minutes & the Scotsman says 'What’s wrong, can ye no play it?'
The Octopus says 'Play it? - I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off...’
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about a couple of minutes & the Scotsman says 'What’s wrong, can ye no play it?'
The Octopus says 'Play it? - I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off...’
Monday, 05 May 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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