Foolish Friday Funny

A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?
"The barman shakes his head.
"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".

Foolish Friday Funny

PATIENT: Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.

DOCTOR: Calm down. Be a little patient.

(It's baaad I know....but that's what the FFF is all about!)