Man: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming about my eyes changing colour!
Doctor: Don't worry - It's just a pigment of your imagination.
Monday, 26 October 2009
Friday, 16 October 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Friday, 09 October 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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