Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Friday, 31 July 2009
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Friday, 17 July 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
"May I take your order?" the waiter asks.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special, sir," he replies. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special, sir," he replies. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
Friday, 10 July 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
Friday, 03 July 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?"
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.
"No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.
"No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.
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