Friday, 29 August 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

I said to my Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?"
I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays or Thursdays".

Friday, 15 August 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

Two snowmen are standing in a field.

One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Friday, 08 August 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: What is black & white and eats like a horse?

A: A Zebra

Friday, 01 August 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.

The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.

"What did you do that for?" asks the crocodile. The elephant answers, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago."

The crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."

"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."