Friday, 25 September 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

An udder failure

Friday, 18 September 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What's the difference between a woman running down the street and a sewing machine?

A sewing machine only has one bobbin.

Friday, 11 September 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

Friday, 04 September 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What happened to the cannibal who came to dinner late?

He got the cold shoulder.