Friday 08 June 2012

Foolish and Funny


Somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Who?



Wednesday 28 December 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Friday 12 August 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

Dwarves make the best electricians....because mini hands make light work.

Friday 10 June 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

How do you get a one-armed drunk out of a tree?

Wave.

Friday 26 November 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

Thursday 23 September 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

The police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

Wednesday 15 September 2010

Let's Box

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Spar.
The husband picks up a 2L box wine and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only R30 for the box" he replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a R60 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does the 2L wine, and it's half the price.'

Thursday 09 September 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept!

Friday 06 August 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Friday 23 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?

A bug's bunny.

Friday 09 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Friday 02 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

“I was walking past my fridge the other day when I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gee’s song. But when I opened the door it was just some chive talking.”

Friday 18 June 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: What is the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

Sunday 06 June 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Friday 28 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

Friday 21 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

Friday 14 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

HIP-POP!

Friday 07 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor

Friday 30 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

Friday 23 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad!

Friday 16 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What side of the cat has the most fur?

The OUT-side.

Friday 26 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Foolish Friday Funny

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Friday 12 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Friday 05 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

Friday 26 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?


Claude

Friday 19 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog because it croaks every night.

Friday 05 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

A: Because it is too tired.

Friday 29 January 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

I went to a casino last night and was standing next to a guy playing Blackjack who kept having win after win after win.
I couldn't believe his luck, then saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread.

I asked him, "Mate, what's that under your shoe?"

He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."