Friday, 08 June 2012

Foolish and Funny


Somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Who?



Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Friday, 12 August 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

Dwarves make the best electricians....because mini hands make light work.

Friday, 10 June 2011

Foolish Friday Funny

How do you get a one-armed drunk out of a tree?

Wave.

Friday, 26 November 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

The police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Let's Box

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Spar.
The husband picks up a 2L box wine and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only R30 for the box" he replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a R60 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does the 2L wine, and it's half the price.'

Thursday, 09 September 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept!

Friday, 06 August 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Friday, 23 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?

A bug's bunny.

Friday, 09 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Friday, 02 July 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

“I was walking past my fridge the other day when I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gee’s song. But when I opened the door it was just some chive talking.”

Friday, 18 June 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: What is the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

Sunday, 06 June 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Friday, 28 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

Friday, 21 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

Friday, 14 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

HIP-POP!

Friday, 07 May 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor

Friday, 30 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

Friday, 23 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad!

Friday, 16 April 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What side of the cat has the most fur?

The OUT-side.

Friday, 26 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Foolish Friday Funny

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Friday, 12 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Friday, 05 March 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

Friday, 26 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?


Claude

Friday, 19 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog because it croaks every night.

Friday, 05 February 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

A: Because it is too tired.

Friday, 29 January 2010

Foolish Friday Funny

I went to a casino last night and was standing next to a guy playing Blackjack who kept having win after win after win.
I couldn't believe his luck, then saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread.

I asked him, "Mate, what's that under your shoe?"

He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."