Friday, 26 September 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

A woman went to France on a wine-tasting vacation.
Unfortunately, while in the capital city, she drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast.
When she got home, she swore never to get plastered in Paris again.

Friday, 19 September 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

Two Fish are sitting in a tank, the one turns to the other and says,
"Any idea how to drive this thing?"

Friday, 12 September 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.

Friday, 05 September 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

A man took his dog to the cinema to see War and Peace.
The dog sat beside him and the audience was amazed to see the dog and his reactions to the film.
When the heroine was facing dire straits the dog would howl and when things were going well he'd bark and wag his tail.

After the film ended a woman came up to the dog's owner and said: "Wow, your dog's reactions were amazing!"
The man replied: 'I know, I'm really surprised. He hated the book."