An octopus walks into a bar & says ‘I can play any musical instrument you like'.
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about a couple of minutes & the Scotsman says 'What’s wrong, can ye no play it?'
The Octopus says 'Play it? - I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off...’
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