Friday, 28 August 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the hen say when she saw a plate of scrambled eggs?

What a bunch of mixed up kids!

Friday, 21 August 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?

Lean beef.

Friday, 14 August 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

What do you call a woman lying in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Friday, 07 August 2009

Foolish Friday Funny

A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.
"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".