Foolish Friday Funny

Q. What do you call a man with no shin?

A. Tony

Foolish Friday Funny

Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?

A: Because it couldn't find a date.

Foolish Friday Funny

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to piss off."

Foolish Friday Funny

What did the bedspread say to the sheet?
I've got you covered.