Late one night Martin's doorbell rang.
When he answered the door, he found a six-foot cockroach standing there.
The bug grabbed Mart by the collar, punched him in the eye,
threw him across the living room and then ran off.
The next day, Martin went to see his doctor to have his bruised eye examined.
"Ah, yes," the doctor said when Martin explained what had happened.
"There's a nasty bug going around."
Friday, 25 January 2008
Friday, 18 January 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Friday, 11 January 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?"
- Go back and read it again, slowly....
- Go back and read it again, slowly....
Friday, 04 January 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
Three moles are lined up in their tunnel.
The first one sticks his head out, and says" I smell something sweet, like sugar".
The second one back in line says "I think I smell it too, but it smells more like honey",
The third one at the back chimes in "all I smell is molasses".
The first one sticks his head out, and says" I smell something sweet, like sugar".
The second one back in line says "I think I smell it too, but it smells more like honey",
The third one at the back chimes in "all I smell is molasses".
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