Foolish Friday Funny

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said,
"Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Foolish Friday Funny

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him.... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Foolish Friday Funny (double dose)

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought that's Aboriginal.

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A penguin walks into a bar, and says to the barman,
"My brother was in here earlier, have you seen him?"
The barman replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

Foolish Friday Funny

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.