A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins.
It was a turtle disaster.
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AND - because it's my BDay tomorrow....here's an old fave:
A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?
"The barman shakes his head.
"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".
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