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Showing posts with label Foolish Friday Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foolish Friday Funny. Show all posts
Friday, 08 June 2012
Friday, 12 August 2011
Friday, 10 June 2011
Friday, 26 November 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.
It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.
Thursday, 23 September 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
The police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Thursday, 09 September 2010
Friday, 06 August 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
Friday, 23 July 2010
Friday, 09 July 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Friday, 02 July 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
“I was walking past my fridge the other day when I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gee’s song. But when I opened the door it was just some chive talking.”
Friday, 18 June 2010
Sunday, 06 June 2010
Friday, 28 May 2010
Friday, 21 May 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI
PUMPKIN PI
Friday, 14 May 2010
Friday, 07 May 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor
Because it's a little meteor
Friday, 30 April 2010
Friday, 23 April 2010
Friday, 16 April 2010
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