What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?
Reg
What do you call a man with an odometer on his head?
Miles
Friday, 29 May 2009
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins.
It was a turtle disaster.
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AND - because it's my BDay tomorrow....here's an old fave:
A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?
"The barman shakes his head.
"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".
It was a turtle disaster.
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AND - because it's my BDay tomorrow....here's an old fave:
A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?
"The barman shakes his head.
"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".
Friday, 15 May 2009
Friday, 08 May 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Did you hear about the terrorist that tried to blow up a picnic?
His efforts were hampered.
His efforts were hampered.
Friday, 01 May 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Ok, so it’s current....
I gotta say, I'm finding all this talk about Swine Flu pretty boaring.
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I just called the National Swine Flu helpline...
All I got was crackling.
I gotta say, I'm finding all this talk about Swine Flu pretty boaring.
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I just called the National Swine Flu helpline...
All I got was crackling.
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