Q: What is the fastest cake in the world?
A: Scone
Friday, 18 June 2010
Sunday, 06 June 2010
Friday, 28 May 2010
Friday, 21 May 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI
PUMPKIN PI
Friday, 14 May 2010
Friday, 07 May 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor
Because it's a little meteor
Friday, 30 April 2010
Friday, 23 April 2010
Friday, 16 April 2010
Friday, 26 March 2010
Friday, 12 March 2010
Friday, 05 March 2010
Friday, 26 February 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?
Claude
Claude
Friday, 19 February 2010
Friday, 05 February 2010
Friday, 29 January 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
I went to a casino last night and was standing next to a guy playing Blackjack who kept having win after win after win.
I couldn't believe his luck, then saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread.
I asked him, "Mate, what's that under your shoe?"
He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."
I couldn't believe his luck, then saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread.
I asked him, "Mate, what's that under your shoe?"
He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."
Friday, 22 January 2010
Foolish Friday Funny
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
Friday, 11 December 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Two bacteria walk into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve bacteria".
Bacteria say, "But we work here, we're staph."
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve bacteria".
Bacteria say, "But we work here, we're staph."
Friday, 04 December 2009
Friday, 27 November 2009
Friday, 20 November 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
(I know....it’s bad, very bad.)
When everyone's eaten.
(I know....it’s bad, very bad.)
Friday, 13 November 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section.
It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section.
Monday, 26 October 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming about my eyes changing colour!
Doctor: Don't worry - It's just a pigment of your imagination.
Doctor: Don't worry - It's just a pigment of your imagination.
Friday, 16 October 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Friday, 09 October 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Friday, 25 September 2009
Friday, 18 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What's the difference between a woman running down the street and a sewing machine?
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
Friday, 11 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Friday, 04 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What happened to the cannibal who came to dinner late?
He got the cold shoulder.
He got the cold shoulder.
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