What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure
I'm Mel, I've been posting corny jokes every Friday for the past 13 years, this is the rebooted archive. Enjoy.
Friday, 25 September 2009
Friday, 18 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What's the difference between a woman running down the street and a sewing machine?
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
Friday, 11 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Friday, 04 September 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
What happened to the cannibal who came to dinner late?
He got the cold shoulder.
He got the cold shoulder.
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