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I'm Mel, I've been posting corny jokes every Friday for the past 13 years, this is the rebooted archive. Enjoy.
Friday, 26 June 2009
Friday, 19 June 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
I have a very nervous guitar playing friend.
He’s always fretting about something.
He’s always fretting about something.
Friday, 12 June 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says: "Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"
To which Sean replies "Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
To which Sean replies "Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
Friday, 05 June 2009
Foolish Friday Funny
I took a beer bottle to the recycling centre, but they wouldn't take it.
They said: "This is the pint of no return.”
They said: "This is the pint of no return.”
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