A guy walks into a pub and says, "c a n I h a v e a p i n t p l e a s e ?"
The barman says, "are you okay? You sound a bit spaced out."
I'm Mel, I've been posting corny jokes every Friday for the past 13 years, this is the rebooted archive. Enjoy.
Friday, 28 November 2008
Friday, 21 November 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
What do you call a line of large rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line
A receding hare line
Friday, 14 November 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
A Bear walks into a bar and puts his paws on the counter.
Tells the barman : I'd like a .......................................
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........................Johnny Walker on the rocks.
The Barman replies: Why the big pause?
Tells the barman : I'd like a .......................................
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........................Johnny Walker on the rocks.
The Barman replies: Why the big pause?
Friday, 07 November 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tyre.
A tyre.
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