My friend is a rollercoaster operator - he lost his job this morning.
He's suing for funfair dismissal.
Friday, 31 October 2008
Friday, 24 October 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it’s draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.
"Hey Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!"
Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
"What happened?" shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree.
Ees a ham bush."
"Hey Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!"
Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
"What happened?" shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree.
Ees a ham bush."
Friday, 17 October 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a poo."
He replied, "No, just having a poo."
Friday, 10 October 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
Friday, 03 October 2008
Foolish Friday Funny
What did the aspiring Yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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