Foolish Friday Funny

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, 'Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.'

The Snail was OK about this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled 'WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!'

Foolish Friday Funny

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

Foolish Friday Funny

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender brings the beer and the neutron asks..."how much"...the bartender replies "for you, no charge".