Thursday, 27 March 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

There are two cows in a field - how do you tell which one is on holiday?

It's the one with the wee calf.

(I know it's another Scottish one...that's who I am, I cannae help it :)

Friday, 14 March 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.


Friday, 07 March 2008

Foolish Friday Funny

A man walks into a bakery, points and asks the girl behind the counter

"Is that a macaroon or a meringue?"

"No, you're right, it's a macaroon."

*requires a VERY strong Scottish accent - if you don't get it let me know and I'll get my mom to call you :)