Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head?
A: Beatrix
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter.
I'm Mel, I've been posting corny jokes every Friday for the past 13 years, this is the rebooted archive. Enjoy.