Foolish Friday Funny

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."

FOOLISH FRIDAY FUNNY 18 May

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

FOOLISH FRIDAY FUNNY 11 May

There was a guy who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh….No pun in ten did.

THE FOOLISH FRIDAY FUNNY 4 May

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.